One of my friends went to Japan during the summer and brought back a little box of Tsundere cookies with him, Russian style. We had no idea what that meant as we didn’t feel like eating it at the moment. So today as I went to that same friends households to watch a comrade play Demon’s Souls (which is fucking awesome by the way, getting it as soon as I fix my PS3). Anyways we decided to break out the box of cookies on a whim. Our fatal mistake was ignored all that society has taught us about skull marks: that it usually means something bad. My friend ate it, no problem. I eat mine, no problem…for 3 seconds. All of a sudden a intense wave of hot comes out of nowhere and I’m in dire need of something to quell it. Turns out I got the “tsun”(death) cookie. Also turns out that 10 out of the 12 cookies are tsun or laced with some type of spicy powder and only 10 are “dere”(safe). I mean the cookie tasted kinda good till the hotness hit me. Being the idiot and lover of all things tsudnere that I was I went and downed 2 more cookies. They all turned out to be tsun cookies.
I couldn’t take it anymore as the fire was getting to me. I quickly quelled the fire with some Baileys. God I love that stuff. Anyways we didn’t get through the entire box. There were 4 of us: 1 of who ate a dere cookie, the other 2 only ate 1 each both of which were tsun, and I ate 3 tsun cookies. In effect you could say we played a round of Russian Roulette with only one of us surviving…and I ended up dieing 3 times. I am not a masochist but I love my tsundere characters. I just don’t care for their cookies. Scarred for life from this experience and let it be a lesson to everyone not to eat cookies made by someone with more tsun than dere.
I need to own 8 boxes of these cookies in order to live!!!
Were the non-death ones tasty?
I wish I knew. I couldn’t handle the heat anymore (it was pretty intense for cookies) so I gave up. For the 3 secs before the fire kicked in they were pretty alright tasting. I wish I found the dere ones though lol.
hah, I so wanna try them now. Russian roulette with cookies? MUST TRY.
Where can I get some!! D:
Is it possible to obtain online????
I’m not sure, I’ve been asking around but no luck. I think I’m gonna have to type like “Japanese online food retailer” or something into Google.
seeing as i love tsundere..and i tend to eat raw habeneros..i think i must get me some boxes…
Well, I don´t like Tsundere but…I think I might try them. I mean, not look for them or order them, just if I should happen to stumble across some.
You know, I don’t think advertising for Tsundere cookies was your intent. You’ve enticed at least five more people to try them than there were before you posted this.
I want nothing to do with tsundere cookies; especially ones with skull markings on the package.
Cool. Do they have any peanuts or nuts or sesame seeds? I want to try some just for the heck of it.